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on a Nifty Idea

  • J McCarty
  • Apr 12, 2022
  • 3 min read

Updated: Apr 12, 2022


Just as fluffernutter

must represent some cognizant entity's realization of a pinnacle in evolution, so must claiming ownership of nothing and anything because it is written in so many block chainz of numbers a towering flower of hubris from a seed so obviously planted @ an angle. Flowers - as beautiful as they are, tho, are sometimes smoked and rarely eaten and the energy pouring into block chain technologies green fodder likely for who is or what one can only guess. Regardless of such idle speculations, the need has been identified - & clearly those with too much to spend - those carrying valiantly such a capricious burden, such must have their roles too. Not, perhaps, unlike black flies in the Vermont spring forest that search for virgin winter pale skin to nibble and sustain 'em.


Necessity and Need indeed the mothers of Invention, especially in this modern age of gender and parental role fluidity, and thus I ponder in my bath and propose a better solution to solve and make insolute from sluts of insolence as what seems insolvent.


Like a sole remaining stock market, your personal Nifty Index would essentially be a natural sort of your perceived closeness to God ; the trust that would be put in you as final arbitrator with the ear of our Host. How could such practically work? - well, for example, consider the pdf of my book that no one, except myself, has yet bought. ( a better trip wire that could warn of bears or hikers equally - whoever is seeking more water and clay for their projects - cannot be imagined ). Image, tho, upon popular request, I add a nifty option to any purchase that warrants the following adjudication and this, in accordance with the beatitudes/woes, the only such judgment I will attempt : I will validate you/someone purchased my pdf, from my site, and it was sent to whatever email address was provided at the time. That is, now, as hard as any fact your particular faith allows and you would be free to further link via any technology you want to tether your imaginary assets. You will be ultimately safe from any attack or slander to your claims, as they relate to your purchasing The pdf. Take a picture of your purchase, put it in your scrapbook and I will validate it as real (subject, as always, to the usual sanity clause and the other fine prince* ). Now : base your Art from that photo, extrapolate, fold it in & all and everything links back.


Now, were the big JC guy here, that's where I'd put my nifty money. In the meanwhile, I'll play the table and the only card I shall flip face up now has the countenance of Pope Francis as certainly getting some of my confidence. Heck, I'll not rent - I'd buy his Nifty Concepts any day, looking forwards, as I do, to that brighter day.


brother J.



* ( Grouchy fine Remarks : for some amount of money, soon to be useless monies as all encryption evaporates, who knows how ridiculous much?, say $7,774.20, I would add the option of purchase validation. Now, keeping in mind who knows how worthless all those kazillions might soon bee, thus the price number is eternally tbd, butt : in exchange for something of significant value, I would in future, with time past, validate that, yes, purchase # so-and-so was sold to somebody@dom.king.com.3 at that apparent date - and send such comforting message from my special adjudication account to the original purchaser. That is my promise, and all proceeds from such validation added to the heap and burned to heat and fuel our mission - with the only caveat that to be faithful to my God, I will, if necessary, lie about any aspect of this, & . . . well then you can assume that too is likely God's will and only for your best, in the long run. Think about the future, baby! and let go :-)


jsm 11:17 am, 4.12. 2❦22


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Step on Up!


(where the whether is fine)

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